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Straight talk, on paper
Every issue explained in one sentence: what it is, why Google cares, and what it costs you. Zero jargon, zero 40-page filler decks.
[ SEO audits — straight talk, fixed prices ]
Google skips
your site.
We show you why
Parse Priority checks your website against 120+ SEO checkpoints and hands you a fix list ranked by impact — in words you actually understand. You know exactly what you're getting before you pay a cent.
$0 to start · 48h turnaround · money-back guarantee
$ parsepriority scan yoursite.com
✓crawl128 pages indexed
✗title tags23 missing / dupes
✗page speed4.9s — too slow
✓https + sitemapok
✗schema markupnot found
✗backlinksauthority gap ×4
site score54/100
→ 9 fixes found. here's exactly where to start.
(What you actually get)
Three things.
No fluff.
Every paid audit — no matter the tier — delivers the same three concrete things. If you can read an email, you can use our report.
02
A fix list, ranked
Fix #1, #2, #3 — ordered by impact so you always know what to do first. Hand it to your developer or do it yourself.
03
A straight answer
One clear verdict: is your site in good shape, or is it leaking customers? If it's fine, we tell you — and you pay nothing.
(Why not an agency?)
Same answers.
1% of the runaround.
Typical SEO agency
- ✗$1,500+/month retainer before they look at anything
- ✗3–6 month contracts you can't escape
- ✗Weeks of "discovery calls" before any answers
- ✗Reports full of jargon designed to keep you paying
- ✗Upsells before they've fixed a single thing
Parse Priority
- ✓One fixed price. You see it before you pay it.
- ✓No contracts, ever. Buy one audit, get one audit.
- ✓Answers in 48 hours — not after four meetings.
- ✓Straight talk a business owner can act on today.
- ✓Fewer than 5 real fixes found? Full refund.
(What's in an audit)
120+ checkpoints.
Four battlegrounds.
Technical
Can Google even read your site?
- Crawl & indexation
- Page speed
- Mobile usability
- Schema markup
Content
Do your pages deserve to rank?
- Titles & descriptions
- Search-intent gaps
- Thin / duplicate pages
- Internal linking
Authority
Does the web vouch for you?
- Backlink quality
- Toxic link detection
- Gap vs. competitors
- Anchor distribution
Local
Do nearby customers find you?
- Business Profile check
- Map pack signals
- Review presence
- Local citations
(Pricing — fixed, no contracts)
One price.
You know it upfront.
Start free. Pay only when you want the full picture. Every paid audit carries one promise: fewer than 5 actionable fixes in your report = full refund.
Mini audit
$0free forever
A taste of what's broken — on us.
- Top 5 issues on your homepage
- 1-page snapshot by email
- Delivered in 24 hours
- No card required
Most popular
Quick audit
$49one-time
The essentials, in fix-first order.
- 40+ checkpoints across your site
- Prioritized fix list in straight talk
- PDF report in 48 hours
- Money-back guarantee
Deep audit
$149one-time
The full picture, end to end.
- All 120+ checkpoints
- Keyword gap vs. competitors
- Backlink & toxicity report
- 30-min walkthrough call
- Delivered in 5 days
(How it works)
Three steps.
Zero meetings required.
STEP 01
Send your URL
Pick a tier and check out with Stripe. Tell us your website address — that's all we need to start.
STEP 02
We audit your site
We run 120+ checkpoints across technical, content, authority, and local SEO. No access to your accounts needed.
STEP 03
Get your fix list
A PDF report lands in your inbox, ranked by impact. Deep audits include a 30-minute call to walk you through it.
(Straight answers)
Questions,
answered plainly.
A PDF report listing every SEO issue we found on your website, explained in straight talk and ranked so you know what to fix first. Deep audits add a competitor keyword gap, a backlink report, and a 30-minute call where we walk you through it.
No. We audit your publicly visible website — the same thing Google sees. No logins, no access to your site, your hosting, or your Google accounts. Ever.
Simple: if your report doesn't contain at least 5 actionable fixes specific to your website, reply to the delivery email within 14 days and we refund you in full through Stripe. No forms, no arguing.
We do audits only — that's why we're fast and affordable. Your fix list is written so any web developer can act on it, and many fixes (titles, descriptions, content) you can do yourself. We're happy to recommend a developer if you need one, but we never take a cut for it.
No — and you should run from anyone who does. Rankings are controlled by Google, not by us. What we guarantee is an honest, complete picture of what's holding your site back, in order of what matters most.
Agencies charge for account managers, meetings, and monthly retainers. We sell one thing — a thorough audit, delivered fast, in straight talk. No overhead, no upsells, no recurring bills. That's the whole business model.
(Get started)
Start free.
See for yourself.
The free mini-audit shows you the top 5 issues on your homepage — delivered in 24 hours, no card required. If you like what you see, upgrade whenever you're ready.
Prefer email?
Send us your website address and we'll take it from there:
parseprioritysupport@gmail.com
Replies within 1 business day. No newsletters, no spam — ever.
Where we work
Based in Portland, Oregon — serving the whole greater metro: Beaverton, Hillsboro, Tigard, Tualatin, Lake Oswego, West Linn, Oregon City, Milwaukie, Happy Valley, Gresham, Troutdale, Fairview, Damascus, Vancouver, Camas & Battle Ground. Not local? Audits are 100% remote — we work with sites anywhere.